¿Qué?

Things I don't get:

• People who don't have specific butter knives for spreading,
• Just how many people don't realise that gmail is the same as googlemail,
• The amount of people who criticise my love of peanut butter and cucumber sandwiches but have never tasted its deliciousness first,
• Why guitar plectrums disappear forever the moment you drop them on the floor,
•  And I just can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

 These are life's unfathomable mysteries.